Neon Frenchie, as a neon sign: a winking French bulldog above the words neon frenchie

Small studio. Bright software.

Neon Frenchie is an independent software studio. We make sharp tools and silly games for the web, iPhone, iPad, Android and Mac, and we keep at each one until it glows.

Simple GTO

Every solved preflop range, live in your browser and in your pocket.

A range viewer for serious poker players. Simple GTO serves the full solved preflop library for cash games and tournaments as fast, interactive charts with exact frequencies and bet sizes. No solver to install and nothing to wait for.

  • 6-max cash and 8-max tournament spots at every stack depth, from push/fold to 200bb deep
  • Tap any hand to see its exact mix of raise, call and fold, with the sizing
  • One subscription covers the web, iPhone, iPad and Android
  • Made for grinders who already study: no filler, no hand-holding
Runs on
Web, iPhone, iPad, Android
Made with
Next.js, Flutter, Postgres
Per chart
13 × 13 hands, 169 decisions
Simple GTO on iPhone: the big blind's defence range against a button open at 100 big blinds, as a 13 by 13 grid of hands coloured by raise, call and fold Simple GTO hand detail: pocket eights call 70 percent and raise 30 percent, with the 3-bet sizing Simple GTO heads-up cash chart: big blind against a small blind open at 100 big blinds Simple GTO push or fold chart for the button at 10 big blinds with antes Simple GTO tournament chart: big blind against a button open at 25 big blinds

LeadR

Find the businesses that need you. Then actually call them.

The prospecting desk we built for Holy City Web. LeadR searches Google Maps for local businesses, scores each one for fit, audits its website and keeps the whole pipeline in a lightweight CRM. When it's time to talk, Callie, an AI appointment setter, places the call with one click.

  • Search by trade and town; good reviews with no real website float to the top
  • A website audit for every lead, with a shareable report you can print
  • A pipeline from new to won, with notes and a full activity timeline
  • AI calls that never claim to be human: one click per call, with transcripts and graded reviews
Runs on
Web
Made with
Next.js, Postgres, Google Places, Vapi
Dialing
One human click per call, never automatic
LeadR overview: leads callable now, bookings, connect rate, who to call next and the pipeline LeadR search: plumbers in Charleston, scored for lead fit, with website, rating and distance LeadR leads: a CRM table with lead scores, contacts, ratings and pipeline status LeadR lead detail: contacts, website audits, activity and the AI call panel LeadR calls: the dialer with the next callable lead and Callie as the caller

Shown with demo data. Flip the lights switch and LeadR switches themes too.

Rack Wreck

Destroy the datacenter. One office supply at a time.

A cartoon physics puzzle game. OMNI, a smug AI, has taken over the world's datacenters. Load the launcher with office chairs, rubber ducks and coffee mugs, find the weak spot, and cause the funniest outage in history while OMNI heckles you the whole way.

  • 87 hand-built levels and 18 bonus levels across six very different worlds
  • Twelve office supplies of doom, from bouncy rubber ducks to laptops that detonate
  • Rage Room for pure stress relief, and a fresh Daily Outage every day
  • No ads, no tracking, no account: World 1 is free, then one unlock
Runs on
iPhone, iPad, Android
Made with
Flutter, Flame, Forge2D physics
Ads
None. Ever.
Rack Wreck level 5-15, OMNI's Core: a coffee spill knocks out the backup in a neon server hall Rack Wreck title screen: OMNI greets you from a monitor on a farm of server barns Rack Wreck world map: The Backbone, an undersea cable station Rack Wreck: CO2 canisters slag the generators in a molten GPU foundry Rack Wreck: an undersea datacenter with armoured cooling and a locked port Rack Wreck: a paper plane glides into OMNI's last backup in the clouds Rack Wreck Rage Room: smash OMNI's tower while the repair bill climbs Rack Wreck Haunted Datacenter: a free Halloween event under a full moon
Please do not touch the servers. They are load-bearing. Emotionally. Repair bill$0
Drag back anywhere, then let go

The playable toy is our quick tribute, built for this page. The real game has rather more physics.

Don't Wake the Cat

Put your phone face down. There's a cat sleeping on it.

A gentle Pomodoro timer for iPhone, with a companion in the Mac menu bar. Flip your phone over and a hand-drawn tabby naps until your session ends. Pick it up too soon and the cat wakes up and gives you a look. No streaks to lose and nothing to kill, just a cat you'd rather not disturb.

  • Flip to focus, with a short grace window if you only meant to check the time
  • 40 compliment cards and 12 nap spots to collect as you focus
  • Rain on the window, fireplace, café, brown noise and, of course, purring
  • Live Activity, widgets and optional app blocking while the cat naps
Runs on
iPhone, plus a Mac menu bar app
Made with
SwiftUI, Core Motion, CloudKit
Penalty
A mildly grumpy cat
Don't Wake the Cat: a doodle tabby asleep on the timer panel, 17:52 left Don't Wake the Cat, paused: the cat sits up and glares. I'm up. Grumpy, but up. Don't Wake the Cat, nap complete: the cat stretches and pays a compliment card Don't Wake the Cat, short break: the cat looks out of the window Don't Wake the Cat nap spots: cushion, windowsill, laundry basket, cardboard box and more Don't Wake the Cat compliments: numbered cards collected after each nap Don't Wake the Cat stats: focused time today, calm naps and wakes, by label Don't Wake the Cat sounds: purr, rain on window, fireplace, café and brown noise
25:00 Flip the phone over. The cat will take a nap.

MacScapes

A desktop that changes with your day.

MacScapes renders calm, GPU-animated scenes behind your desktop icons, then bundles them with palettes, widgets and ambient sound into vibes. A quiet morning at sunrise, deep work at nine, golden hour at sunset: your Mac follows along.

  • 26 Metal-rendered scenes and 6 Living Stills: photos with depth you can feel
  • 48 palettes, 14 palette-tinted widgets and 8 ambient sound loops
  • Schedules by time of day, sunrise and sunset, or when you're on battery
  • Every scene is built to a 2 ms GPU budget, so the fans stay quiet
Runs on
macOS 14 and later
Made with
SwiftUI, AppKit, Metal
Vibes
11 built in, plus your own
MacScapes Golden Hour vibe: the Silk scene in the Ember palette MacScapes Night Owl vibe: an aurora over dark hills MacScapes Quiet Morning vibe: misty glacier ridges MacScapes Tidepool vibe: light caustics in a lagoon MacScapes First Snow vibe: snow over a pine forest MacScapes Studio vibe: a halftone sun in the Bauhaus palette Living Still: move your pointer

Scene renders straight from the app. The Living Still uses the app's own depth map, so the parallax here is the real trick.

A fawn French bulldog sitting on a wooden chair under the glowing Neon Frenchie sign
Head of quality assurance. Mostly checks whether the chair is warm.

Small on purpose.

Neon Frenchie is a small independent studio, and we like it that way. Small means every decision gets made for the person holding the phone, we ship quickly, and we fix things fast when you tell us about them. Like the breed, we're compact, stubborn and surprisingly hard to ignore.

  • One job, done properly.

    Every app does one thing and tries to be the best at it. If a feature doesn't make that one thing better, it waits.

  • No ads. No tricks.

    We charge fairly and say exactly what you're paying for. No dark patterns, no data we don't need, no streaks built to guilt you into opening an app.

  • Native, fast and fussy.

    Metal shaders, real physics, charts that load before you blink. We pick whatever stack makes an app feel right in your hand, then sweat the details.

  • Charm is a feature.

    A cat that pays you compliments. An AI villain who heckles you. The small moments are why people come back, so we take them seriously.

  • Ship, listen, polish.

    We release early, read every review and keep tuning. A sign isn't finished when it lights up. It's finished when it stops flickering.

The Neon Frenchie sign, glass tubes on clear acrylic, glowing pink, yellow and white on a dark brick wall

We made ourselves a sign.

The winking Frenchie is bent from one line, like a tube in a sign shop.

Got an idea, a bug, or a kind word?

Product questions, partnerships, press, or a photo of your own Frenchie: it all lands in the same inbox, and we read everything.

Email hello@neonfrenchie.com